Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Your cock deserves a montage
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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