I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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