Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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