threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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