question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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