Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
And then my night got REAL pukey
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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