The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
one might say we're banned from that church
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
tell me about the eggs
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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