I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Randomize
