Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
40s are totally the cure
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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