on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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