How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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