O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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