I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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