I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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