i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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