You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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