drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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