I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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