pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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