I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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