me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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