Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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