I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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