maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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