I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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