and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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