we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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