uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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