I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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