Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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