We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I said "one day" and that day is not today
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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