I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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