yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
His hands were made for my vagina.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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