She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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