we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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