sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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