I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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