Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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