Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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