he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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