He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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