I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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