we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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