So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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