Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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