1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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