listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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