i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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