i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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