if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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