You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
