Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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